Sunday, November 8, 2009

GOING THROUGH PUBERTY AT 46?

Okay, there is a utube video that is SO GROSS. It's like an accident that you drive by and HAVE to look at. Well, this video (about four minutes long) keeps playing over in my mind when not otherwise occupied (which happens quite a bit). If you search utube for "world's biggest zit" it's a video of a girl pinching a zit on the back of some guy. Okay, it's the sickest thing you've ever seen. You totally have to see it. You'll want to vomit but it's worth the upset stomach. So, I showed Heidi the video (she loves to get zits, so she TOTALLY loved it.) Well, the next morning, I woke up with two zits. Teen-age type zits. Puberty-causing zits. I couldn't believe it. So, I'm going to try the "singing something in my head" game instead viewing the zit popping episode in my mind. I can't let this happen at age 46. Too many other things go by the way side in middle age. Acne CANNOT be an issue. So, view the video because it is truly something to see. But then watch something else that will overkill this in your mind. Like an episode of The Office. Even an annoying song that you can't get out of your head. Anything so you won't wake up with a high school face and be paranoid that when anyone looks at you they are ONLY looking at your zit.

BTW, if I don't mention anything about my wanna-be-thiness, it means it wasn't a good week and my grade, well, let's just say I sluffed the whole damn week.

4 comments:

  1. BTW- how old are you? J K LRB! luv RKB

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  2. OMG does mean Oh My Goodness, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

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  3. i remember when you went to church without underpants, i think you were 14, i mean 2. what does that mean?

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