How can I formulate my resolutions into something that will actually stick around in my Christmas-goodie infested brain? Make resolutions that I CAN stick with. Here's my first three to start the year off with a BANG.
RESOLUTION #1: Only have gravy or other fattening sauce on "special" occasions. (and no, just because SA-TUR-DAY has three syllables does NOT make it a special occasion)
RESOLUTION #2: Absolutely no eating past 12:00 midnight or before
1:00 a.m.
RESOLUTION #3: Remember it's Portion Control not Poison Control. That's where I must have gone wrong last year . . .
Try, try, try.
August 27.2012
13 years ago

Mom,
ReplyDeleteYOU CRACK ME UP!!! BAHHAHAHA! LOVE YOU.
i think saturday IS a special occasion day, it's the day we get ready for Sunday. and what a better way to celebrate that with gravy. and sunday is a special day, monday- beginning of a new week, gravy-yes. Tuesday, our painting day, gravy-yes. wednesday nothing special, gravy no. thursday, special needs mutual, gravy yes. friday the beginning of the weekend so gravy-hell yes!!!!!
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